IF I COULD GO ON SAFARI – by Samson If I could go on safari I wonder what I’d see, do you think I’d see people lying under trees, yawning in the sun just like me? I can imagine it now, sitting on that big iron beast that’s faster than any rhino … Read More
Ingredients: 1 Teaspoon of Lion pride 2 Pages of poetry (self-written is best) ½ Teaspoon of Kalahari dust 5cm Zebra stripe (black or white) 120g Bhoomie sparkle and 1 almighty roar! Method: Carefully transfer the Bhoomie sparkle into a large bowl, make sure you don’t spill any, otherwise your kitchen will start dancing (if you … Read More
Roarrr! Roarrrrrrrrrr! Did I scare you? No? ROAAAAARRRR!! How about now? Yes? Great! I still have it! For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Samson and I used to roar all the time. Running through the Bhoomieland savanna, hiding behind rocks and trees until I could pounce on someone and roar out my strength … Read More
I AM A ROCK (of course) I was asked this question by a good friend and it really got me thinking. At first I thought: I am a LION, of course I am a rock. I am strong, I am brave. I am dependable. I am (very) masculine. I never give up. Endurance is my … Read More